Dear santa
Hey santa, how you doing? Just wanna say, I want to KILL YOU. Why didn't you come this year again, what did I do so bad to deserve this, everything could been so perfect. Next year, if you come, when you come down the chimney, I will make a fire under when you're half way through, you gonna turn to the wolf in three little pigs I going to blow up your fucking gift factory. Just tell me what did I do wrong, PLEASE.
Andrew ???
To Santa